What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
15.06.2025 11:49
What do you mean son?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Do you know what she said mum?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What! how could you do that?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
True - how I loved my mum!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.